Frank T Bird

No U-Turn

The Widowers

I went to a place called Black Rock

It’s cold as fuck

A Night On The Streets

It’s the last night of the moon cycle

I feel strange

I Saw Jon Hamm Having a Wank In a Van

Use your words, Frank

Household chores

It’s Thursday, And I’m Doin’ Dem Dishes

I’m sweatin’ like a greasy…

Special K Is The Cornerstone Of Any Nutritious Breakfast

It’s fucking Spring, and I need to write…

Cool forest tales

The Pie Man

Some things aren't worth the damn money

I have an addictive personality

I Was Addicted To Prostate Exams

My name is Frank, and…

Social Anxiety

A Gathering With A Buffet

I arrive the usual twenty minutes early for lunch.

Gypsy Weed

I Smoked Gypsy Weed And Met My Grandpa In The Bardo

Have you ever tried Gypsy weed?

Breakfast Tales

No Butter On The Toast

I’m in the heart of the white middle-class…