Software Of The Absurd

How To Boot Up A Granola Cluster 101

Hi, and welcome to my tutorial for Granola, a distributed application framework for high availability planet-scale big data cloud applications as a service. Granola is the hottest, dankest new framework of 2018 and I hope that this easy tutorial will give devs new…

Magical “Algorithms” Are Just Irresponsible Feedback Loops

On Software And “Neuroticism”

I have been told plenty of times that I am in the right career as a software developer. Fanatical about cleverness and elegance, enraptured by well designed machinery and with a strong propensity to tunnel vision it would seem like that analysis is right. And underlying those…

Valley Notes: S-Dorks

Welcome to Valley Notes, a series where I reflect on real anecdotes from life inside a caricature. Everything recounted…

Valley Notes: The Sweetest Idea Ever

Welcome to Valley Notes, a series where I reflect on real anecdotes from life inside a caricature. Everything recounted in these stories actually happened, though names may be altered.

Undefining Genius: How To Beat Impostor Syndrome