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Five fake trades for Kevin Love that actually make (some) sense
Five fake trades for Kevin Love that actually make (some) sense
With LeBron James living it up miles away from any Cleveland Blaze Pizza and trolling the Laker fans who long talked shit about him, this…
Hooman Yazdanian
Jul 13, 2018
This was supposed to be Odd Future’s present
This was supposed to be Odd Future’s present
Jesus called, he said he’s sick of the disses
Austin Isaacsohn
May 1, 2018
Constructing the perfect NFL Draft for the New England Patriots
Constructing the perfect NFL Draft for the New England Patriots
It’s flown under the radar a bit — what with seemingly extraneous reports proliferating about Rob Gronkowski and Tom Brady considering…
Hooman Yazdanian
Apr 26, 2018
NBA X-factors: Here are the 6 players who will swing this year’s NBA title race
NBA X-factors: Here are the 6 players who will swing this year’s NBA title race
With the NBA playoffs right around the corner, there’s likely to be some tight match-ups to decide who gets to the finals. In the West…
Hooman Yazdanian
Apr 13, 2018
Here’s what’s going to happen this MLB season, featuring the 2018 World Series champs
Here’s what’s going to happen this MLB season, featuring the 2018 World Series champs
The MLB season started Thursday. I know, I’m surprised too. Would it be so bad to start after the NCAA Tournament is over and at least get…
Hooman Yazdanian
Mar 29, 2018
Hollywood, it’s time to make the definitive hippopotamus horror movie
Hollywood, it’s time to make the definitive hippopotamus horror movie
After IT and Get Out last year, and with Quiet Place, Hereditary and another installment in the Halloween franchise all still to come in…
Hooman Yazdanian
Mar 15, 2018
The best lines from Lonzo’s “Born 2 Ball”
The best lines from Lonzo’s “Born 2 Ball”
Lonzo Ball has taken steps forward on the hardwood recently, which is good for the eyes of us Laker fans. Our ears, though, haven’t been so…
Austin Isaacsohn
Mar 7, 2018
After Sunday, who are the best actors without Oscars?
After Sunday, who are the best actors without Oscars?
On Sunday, the Academy Awards gave acting Oscars to Frances McDormand, Gary Oldman (blech), Allison Janney and Sam Rockwell. Aside from…
Hooman Yazdanian
Mar 6, 2018
“Three Billboards” winning Best Picture would be the latest in a long line of Oscar missteps this…
“Three Billboards” winning Best Picture would be the latest in a long line of Oscar missteps this…
As Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri racks up just about every single precursor for the Best Picture Oscar that it’s nominated for…
Hooman Yazdanian
Feb 28, 2018
How many medals would Frozone have won at the Winter Olympics?
How many medals would Frozone have won at the Winter Olympics?
As soon as Disney used the Winter Olympics on NBC to unveil its new trailer for Incredibles 2, and Frozone — who created figure skating…
Hooman Yazdanian
Feb 26, 2018
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