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JMU Fans Still Bitter Over Curt Cignetti’s Departure Despite New Coach Bob Chesney Leading…
JMU Fans Still Bitter Over Curt Cignetti’s Departure Despite New Coach Bob Chesney Leading…
HARRISONBURG, VA — Despite their football team being undefeated at 3–0 and having just obliterated the previously unbeaten North Carolina…
Michael Phillips
Sep 25
Georgia State Fans Outraged as Athletic Director Proposes to Ban “Modern Day Hate” from Rivalry…
Georgia State Fans Outraged as Athletic Director Proposes to Ban “Modern Day Hate” from Rivalry…
In what many are calling the most unforgivable act in the history of college sports, Georgia State’s Athletic Director has proposed banning…
Michael Phillips
Sep 25
Sun Belt Fans Furious as JMU Football ‘Carries Conference,’ Helps Schools Make Money and Get…
Sun Belt Fans Furious as JMU Football ‘Carries Conference,’ Helps Schools Make Money and Get…
In what can only be described as an unprecedented tragedy, fans of schools across the Sun Belt Conference have voiced outrage over the…
Michael Phillips
Sep 25
Oakland Athletics Owners Apologize to Fans for Not Knowing How to Give a F@&% About Them, Offer…
Oakland Athletics Owners Apologize to Fans for Not Knowing How to Give a F@&% About Them, Offer…
Oakland, CA — In a heartfelt, though somewhat baffling, gesture of goodwill, the owners of the Oakland Athletics have issued a public…
Michael Phillips
Sep 24
Purdue University Files for Protective Order Against Curt Cignetti After Indiana’s 4–0 Start…
Purdue University Files for Protective Order Against Curt Cignetti After Indiana’s 4–0 Start…
West Lafayette, IN — In what can only be described as a move out of both fear and frustration, Purdue University has formally filed for a…
Michael Phillips
Sep 24
Jazz Chisholm, Jr.
Jazz Chisholm, Jr.
New York, NY — In an unprecedented display of athletic absurdity, Jazz Chisholm, Jr. stunned the baseball world by hitting 27 home runs…
Michael Phillips
Sep 24
Joe Burrow Plans Return to Bengals After 0–3 Start, Sends Cody Rhodes Back to WWE: Secret…
Joe Burrow Plans Return to Bengals After 0–3 Start, Sends Cody Rhodes Back to WWE: Secret…
Cincinnati, OH — In a shocking turn of events, Joe Burrow has announced his triumphant return to the Cincinnati Bengals starting lineup…
Michael Phillips
Sep 23
Josh Allen Credits Hot Start to the NFL Season to Ben DiNucci’s Upside-Down Hat: “It Changed…
Josh Allen Credits Hot Start to the NFL Season to Ben DiNucci’s Upside-Down Hat: “It Changed…
Buffalo, NY — In what is perhaps the most unexpected twist of the 2024 NFL season so far, Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen has…
Michael Phillips
Sep 23
Reggie Bush Sues USC and NCAA for Extra Eligibility to Play College Football Again, Wants to Cash…
Reggie Bush Sues USC and NCAA for Extra Eligibility to Play College Football Again, Wants to Cash…
Los Angeles, CA — In a move that has both baffled and delighted sports fans, former USC star and Heisman-winning running back Reggie Bush…
Michael Phillips
Sep 23
Tim Tebow Disqualified from Corn Hole Tournament for Illegal Jump Pass (Satire)
Tim Tebow Disqualified from Corn Hole Tournament for Illegal Jump Pass (Satire)
Gainesville, FL — In a shocking turn of events that has left fans and fellow competitors scratching their heads, former NFL quarterback…
Michael Phillips
Sep 23
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