Life is too short to drink bad wine. — Anonymous
Write drunk, edit sober. — Ernest Hemingway
Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life…
Men are like wine — some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII
I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it…
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed…
