When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. — Henny Youngman
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. — F.Scott Fitzgerald
Keep calm and drink on. — Anonymous
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass — an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce
Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine…
I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. —…
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. — Seneca
When life gives you lemons, find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. —…
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold. —…