Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. — James Thurber
Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. — Anonymous
Men are like wine — some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John…
I never should have switched from Scotch to Martinis. — Humphrey Bogart
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. — Seneca
Drinking before 10am makes you a pirate not an alcoholic. — Earl Dibbles Jr.
I have mixed drinks about feelings. — Anonymous
