Straight Bias Speakeasy

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey Bogart

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. — Frank Sinatra

A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but…

I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. — William Shakespeare

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey

The light music of whiskey falling into a glass — an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold. — Jerry Vale

A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey

Life is too short to drink bad wine. — Anonymous