I’d like to note, before going any further that I am only reviewing this film as some sort of warning to history.
DON’T EVER DO THIS AGAIN
Anyway, on with the review.
Back then, way back then, when I was knee-high to a sod of turf, I spent every single post-school afternoon in the local video…
The Abandoned starts well — insofar as it echoes the brooding score and scenery shots of a great deal of what has come before. It has the creepy abusive homeless guy (played excellently by Mark Margolis), the rolling scenery of the protagonist travelling towards the point of horror. In…