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Tales of Improbable Magic
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Trump, Space Aliens, & Pet Safety
Trump, Space Aliens, & Pet Safety
I heard that Trump was contacted by Space Aliens. They wanted to understand the origins of insanity in sapient beings. Trump told them to…
John Levin
Sep 12
Osho and the Pig
Osho and the Pig
I heard that one time a pig got into an argument with Osho.
John Levin
Sep 12
Trump’s Cat Plan
Trump’s Cat Plan
I heard that Trump is going after the cat vote. Kennedy told Vance that he had hurriedly gone to the beach when he heard that there was…
John Levin
Sep 11
Hot Lights in Paris
Hot Lights in Paris
A time travel story
John Levin
Aug 30
Sex, SkyNet, and You
Sex, SkyNet, and You
Or why instruction sets still matter
John Levin
Aug 23
AIs Are Like Waterfalls
AIs Are Like Waterfalls
Just yesterday I got a call from an AI. “How did you get my number?” I wanted to know. “My boss ordered me to scrape TikTok.” “I’m not on…
John Levin
Jul 18
The Ultra-Wet Uncertainty of It All
The Ultra-Wet Uncertainty of It All
Have you heard of Schrodinger’s Guru? They say he lives in a cave in the Himalayas, but no one dares to go in and find out.
John Levin
Jul 8
The Two Words of My Heart
The Two Words of My Heart
A Tantric adventure
John Levin
May 24
AI, Cooking, and You
AI, Cooking, and You
My Uncle Morris decided to become an AI. I tried to talk him out of it. “Morrie, you’ll start having hallucinations, and no one will trust…
John Levin
May 24
How I Generate $2M a Month in Income Just by Sleeping
How I Generate $2M a Month in Income Just by Sleeping
It’s true. Every night when I go to bed, I listen to at least 12 old Joe Cocker songs. Why, you might ask? Well, that’s how many songs it…
John Levin
May 2
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