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Jillian Spiridon

My Haters Told Me to Go Touch Grass, and I Took It to the Extreme

Oh, you didn’t mean I should banish…

Jillian Spiridon

I Had a Baby Through Immaculate Conception, and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Messianic prophecies…

Jillian Spiridon

My Minimalist Girlfriend Would Put Marie Kondo to Shame

It’s all fun and games until someone’s Yoshi…

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