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Dyker Heights Civility Association Invites Democrats To Debate “Over there, under that anvil…”
Dyker Heights Civility Association Invites Democrats To Debate “Over there, under that anvil…”
*Satire Ahead*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Oct 25, 2022
Last-Minute Bay Ridge Costume Ideas (2022 Edition)
Last-Minute Bay Ridge Costume Ideas (2022 Edition)
It’s All Hallows’ Eve, but you forgot to make a costume! Don’t worry, The Ambrose Light has you covered. Try these quick, cheap costume…
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Oct 20, 2022
Exciting News: The Ambrose Light Under New Ownership
Exciting News: The Ambrose Light Under New Ownership
*Warning: Satire Ahead!*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 1, 2018
Dyker Heights Man Perplexed People Want To See His 40 Foot Fire-Breathing Dragon Santa
Dyker Heights Man Perplexed People Want To See His 40 Foot Fire-Breathing Dragon Santa
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Dec 28, 2017
Marty Golden calls School Speeding Cameras Unfair to Reckless State Senators
Marty Golden calls School Speeding Cameras Unfair to Reckless State Senators
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Dec 13, 2017
Sanitation Department Makes Changes To Bulk Hipster Collection
Sanitation Department Makes Changes To Bulk Hipster Collection
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Dec 6, 2017
Local Organization Calls Taxpayer-Funded Studies “Unfair To People Who Don’t Like To Read”
Local Organization Calls Taxpayer-Funded Studies “Unfair To People Who Don’t Like To Read”
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Nov 29, 2017
Predominantly White Sign Solves Racism in Neighborhood
Predominantly White Sign Solves Racism in Neighborhood
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 17, 2017
Error: You Have Been Blocked from Democracy by Nicole Malliotakis
Error: You Have Been Blocked from Democracy by Nicole Malliotakis
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 12, 2017
Local Dingbat Seeks Attention for Unfunny Blog
Local Dingbat Seeks Attention for Unfunny Blog
*Utterly True*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Oct 3, 2017
Malliotakis Returns from Grueling 4-Day Vision Quest
Malliotakis Returns from Grueling 4-Day Vision Quest
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Aug 16, 2017
Schoolchildren Defend Final City Council Debate with Powers of Love, Imagination
Schoolchildren Defend Final City Council Debate with Powers of Love, Imagination
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 8, 2017
Not For Nuts’: Hey Liberals, Leave the Sun Alone!
Not For Nuts’: Hey Liberals, Leave the Sun Alone!
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Aug 21, 2017
Quaglione Really Wants You Guys To Stop Stealing His Amazon Deliveries
Quaglione Really Wants You Guys To Stop Stealing His Amazon Deliveries
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 22, 2017
John Quaglione Inadvertently Calls Graffiti Squad on Own Campaign Posters
John Quaglione Inadvertently Calls Graffiti Squad on Own Campaign Posters
**Satire**
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Jul 30, 2017
After accident, Nicole Malliotakis left in state of permanent political negativity
After accident, Nicole Malliotakis left in state of permanent political negativity
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Aug 26, 2017
Despondent LIAM MCCABE “Just Not Feeling Up To A Publicity Stunt Today”
Despondent LIAM MCCABE “Just Not Feeling Up To A Publicity Stunt Today”
*Satire*
The Ambrose Editorial Board
Sep 13, 2017
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