“We loved this show. My husband said he enjoyed the ‘wipes’ segment more than all the politics. He never watches MSNBC with me, but he got interested in this one.”
“The number of wet wipes washing up on beaches in the UK increased by more than 50% last year, say conservationists, who have urged people to stop flushing them down their toilets. The results of Marine Conservation Society’s (MCS) annual beach cleanup, released on Thursday, found the number…
“With its sewer system under siege, tallying millions of dollars in equipment damage across its underground maze, New York City is confronting a menace that has gummed the gears of plumbing networks around the world: the common wet wipe. In recent…
“Last week, officials at Thames Water removed a 30,000-pound lump of lard from a trunk line sewer beneath the London suburb of Kingston. It was the fattest fatberg ever recovered from the London sewers, and by extension, probably the largest subterranean grease clump in U.K. history.” — Read on, asswipes are involved.
“They are touted as disposable and even flushable, but disinfecting wipes are causing headaches for operators of city sewer systems.” Also, did you know that there was an Association of the Nonwoven Fabrics Industry? Because there is, and they have thoughts.
“Butt wipes is a category we’re really excited about.”
Ken Wheaton is irate about grown-ups who clean their bottoms with baby wipes.
Now you can wipe your ass on cashmere!
I mean, some of you may already be wiping your asses on cashmere, but now it is available in toilet paper form! This is so much better than farting through silk.
Sad news: Remember how, when you were a little kid, your grandpa would put you on his knee and inculcate the spirit of entrepreneurship by repeating the age-old phrase, “Build a better asswipe and the world will beat a path to your door?” Well, it turns out that sentiment is no longer…
