by Matthew J.X. Malady
Twenty years or so ago my father refused to buy us a Barbie car. He restored this Harley instead & it’s still pink: pic.twitter.com/n8lQcwwQp7
— Casey N. Cep (@cncep) April 30, 2015
“Miss Li says she has no plans to tone down her look as she gets older and plans to mature gracefully into a middle-aged doll.”
by Maria Bustillos and David Roth
David: I need a haircut, Maria. I look like a duckling right now.
Maria: And a stiff drink, if you listened to that radio interview with Caitlin Flanagan, like we were supposed to. Evidently…
It’s gift-buying time, for whichever ecclesiastical reason you personally buy your gifts. So…
by Rakesh Satyal
We’ve discussed Edgar “Barbie” Valdez Villarreal here before; today the Times has a brief profile of how the high school football star from Laredo, Texas became a Mexican drug cartel killing machine.