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Urine, Urine Everywhere

If it’s summer it’s time for a reminder that the pool in which you swim is a chlorinated melange of urine and doody, and also sweat. But mostly urine. So much urine. It is almost as if the number one reason people jump into a pool is to pee in it. It’s a funny old world, and its pools are filled with urine.


Asswipes Everywhere

“The number of wet wipes washing up on beaches in the UK increased by more than 50% last year, say conservationists, who have urged people to stop flushing them down their toilets. The results of Marine Conservation Society’s (MCS) annual beach cleanup, released on Thursday, found the number…


The Fecal Transplant Bank

If you are the kind of person who cannot read a headline like “First Fecal Transplant Bank Opens” without giggling and coming up with sophomoric jokes I don’t know what say other than no matter how distasteful or uncomfortable you find feces to be this is actually something that…