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She made herself ill eating cat shit then “pressure washed” the inside of my truck with spray poo. The “turducken” of shit! #ZERORESALEVALUESun Feb 27 03:37:29 via Twitter for iPhone

Qaddafi seized control of Libya when he was 27! When I was 27, all I was seizing control of was myself.Thu Feb 24 15:46:19 via web

Tim Long
mrtimlong

Dogs bullhorn-orating from atop World Trade Center wreckage, “Bring the revolution home, kill your parents; that’s where it’s really at!”less than a minute ago via web

Hey! I love our cool futurismo world! I read your brill essay on the Death of Journalism for free on Huffpo on my ifone lunching at PastisThu Feb 17 16:53:12 via web

Jesus go to #libya, people are tweeting and then going out to be shot.There’s a revolution happening and they’re using twitter. IncredibleMon Feb 21 21:47:32 via ÜberSocial

Feb 16, 1912: Margaret Q. Adams, LA County Sheriff’s first woman officer, takes oath. Her badge, pix & obit: http://bit.ly/cJZZiKWed Feb 16 17:12:40 via web

MT @DVNJr: How Mubarak Found the Internet’s Off Switch. Great stuff from Glanz & Markoff: http://t.co/gG7GImt // @NYTimes #longreadsWed Feb 16 13:32:51 via Twitter for Mac

The good china really isn’t all that good but it probably hasn’t had my junk on it recently, so, you know, l’chaim.Wed Feb 16 02:09:34 via web

Joshua Allen
fireland

The critic, who writes only about others, deems art about the making of art “solipsistic” and says it’s not tough work. How would he know?Tue Feb 15 03:18:44 via web

Buy her a lingerie or pajama set so she can put it on after she get out nahmean. Have a little cake for her or whatever whatever whatever.less than a minute ago via web