“Mariah Carey in a pornographic Father Christmas costume rubbing herself up against a wall without laughing — says it all really.”
It’s a candy-colored world this morning! There is a remarkable article in the Times about three new Ring Pop-inspired fragrances that are coming out under the auspices of Mariah Carey. But they are far more sophisticated than one might imagine.
So remember how we were worried that our dear MC was maybe dunzo ’cause she doesn’t/can’t sing how she used to? Now, I’m no musical genius but I was always impressed how this halfie could make us all…