Party

You Need To Relax, Bro

Spring Break in Isla Vista

Leaving A Party

The Adventures of Liana Finck

It’s My Birthday, I Can Hide If I Want To

And other answers to unsolicited questions.

I’d Rather Get to Watch Only One New Episode of Twin Peaks a Year Than Have to Talk to Anyone About What I Think of…

January 6, 2015: The New York Review of Parties

See You Tonight For Our Holiday Party?

It’s tonight. The Holiday Awl Bawl. At Flaming Saddles. Which is 793 9th Avenue, 6 to 9 p.m. NEW YORK CITY. There will be nametags with tiny Awls on them. You will definitely meet great people with whom to have sexual intercourse. Be there or be dead inside. Oh and: This extremely gay bar is cash-only. As one does.