“BE CAREFUL WITH YOUR BABY Twitter wasn’t as bad as WHY IS YOUR TV THERE Twitter. And neither group comes close to CHARGE YOUR PHONE BATTERY Twitter. CHARGE YOUR PHONE Twitter is the worst.”
by Willy Staley
“There’s always gonna be people on blogs and shit like that who want to spout off whether it’s out of jealousy or what. I mean, there’s a lot to be jealous of.” — Go ahead and guess, but I suppose it could be so many things that it’s not really a fair contest.
The rotary dial was a building block of civilization, the key that unlocked the phone system for millions of people. It was an…
“According to a study by Symantec, 96 percent of people who picked up the lost phones tried to access personal or business data on the device. In 45 percent of cases, people tried to access the corporate email client on the device.”
“All my adult life, I’ve been pretty sure I’m a sentient, even semi-competent human being. I have a job and an apartment; I know how to read and vote; I make regular, mostly autonomous decisions about what to eat for lunch and which cat videos I will…
by Logan Sachon
Well, it is fun to run the numbers on exactly what “sort” of person runs a wedding announcement in Vows (technically now called “Weddings/Celebrations,” which is so dull). The numbers are useful and also, sure, about what…
by Eric Spiegelman
