If you had hoped that your constant, crippling unhappiness would at least lead to a shorter lifespan, I’ve got some bad news.
“Facebook is a constant bombardment of everyone else’s great news, but many of…
Still so sad. So sad.
I’m just sad.
“Want to stop those cravings for chocolate or junk food? A new study finds that one way to combat that self-destructive behavior is to have someone make you feel sad.”
If you are not familiar with this part of New Jersey I cannot quite convey to you the level of sadness involved in masturbating along Route 10. But oh my God it is SO MUCH SADNESS. It hurts just to think about.