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Ooh, tomorrow night is the super-fun Planned Parenthood benefit! $25 bucks! Sandra Bernhard and Lisa Lampanelli! Hilarity and reproductive rights! What else are you doing tomorrow? I figure you have no plans besides wine and possibly some resulting reproductive health service needs.

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Sandra Bernhard @lizzwinstead hi my lady everyone come support planned parenthood ny this thursday with me lizz and @lisalampanelli all emmy winners!
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Do you like stairs and hate domestic violence? Great news! On the evening of October 6th, you have the opportunity in New York City to climb 42 flights of stairs as a fundraiser for inMotion, which provides free legal services for…

Helpful hint: Don’t file-share child pornography on your laptop, law firm partners. Probably don’t do it on any other computer/in any other profession either?

Ooh, the Alexander McQueen show at the Met is now opening earlier for members and staying open later for the general public in the first week in August. Warning: the show allegedly closes August 7! That’s soon! (Pro tip: go EARLY. The lines are bonkers.)