Survey Says

“Only one-third (34 percent) of Americans age 18 to 35 say that they’re a ‘millennial,’ according to PRRI’s millennial report, while the remaining 66 percent say that the term doesn’t describe them well.”

“In general, new modes of travel, improved health and longevity, and the ability to travel through time ranked highest on the list of futuristic inventions Americans would like to have, the researchers said.”

“It is sometimes hard to know what to say to a friend in need. But whatever words you choose, stay clear of ‘get a grip’ or ‘pull yourself together’. They have been voted the most annoying phrases to use to comfort someone.”

“According to new research, 13.3 million Brits suffer from ‘60-second social media meltdown’, becoming impatient for a reply, acknowledgement or approval in the online world, far more than compared to daily life…

This list of things British people have done to seem smarter includes “Re-tweeted a clever tweet,” which, okay, maybe the bar is a lot lower over there. Because that seems kind of easy.

“A study into the differences in maturity between genders revealed both men and women agree men remain ‘immature’ well into their late 30s and early 40s. But the average age at which women mature emerged as 32. Alarmingly, eight out of ten women believe that men ‘never…

“A report, published today, claims to identify the point at which the average office worker reaches ‘their most unproductive point of the day.’ And the answer is 2.55pm.”

Men beware: That special new lady who makes you feel like everything you do is amazing will eventually become the woman who changes everything about the way you dress because it sucks. How long is “eventually”? Six months. This…