The Fucking Moon

Let’s Build A City On The Moon

Should we build a city on the moon? Normally I would be of the opinion that, no, we should not, fuck the…

Did you go out at 3 in the morning so you could take pictures of a vaguely orange moon? Well you’re a fucking moron and I don’t have anything else to say to you. Good Lord, how do you live with yourself?

“NASA has some projects in the works when it comes to space exploration, but they’re no big deal: Just grabbing an asteroid and throwing it at the moon, sending people to Mars and laying the groundwork for permanent human settlements in the solar system.”

“[A]ccording to NASA, a highly unusual ‘Tetrad’ — four successive total ‘blood-red’ lunar eclipses each followed by six full moons — will, indeed, start next Tuesday and finish on September 28 2015. The incredible alignment has only happened a handful of times in the last two thousand years…

“Record-Breaking Meteorite Crash on Moon Sparks Brightest Lunar Explosion Ever” is the headline, and if the actual video of it is something less graphic and forceful than anyone who hates the moon (which is everyone with any sense) might desire it is still, as the joke goes, a good start.

Now that NASA is using lasers to communicate with the moon, can we use those very same lasers to blow it the fuck up? The moon, I mean. I ask so little of you people, would it kill you to support me in my dream of seeing us destroy the moon? I mean, Christmas is coming. Come on. Just think about it is all I’m asking.