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Things To Tweet When Your Favorite Celebrity Couples Split Up

This is much easier than we’re making it

Infection Successfully Quarantined

The bold actions we are announcing today are significant next steps in our ongoing initiatives to…

The Ebola Franchise

An Ebola outbreak in West Africa has killed over 650 people, making it easily the deadliest in the disease’s relatively…

The No-Promo Revenge Tweet, for Employees and Freelancers Alike

Enormous Schmuck Quits Job

Anthony Weiner gave a press conference in which he quit his job in Congress: “and most importantly I can…

Enjoy Our Safe Space Today: We Remain a Sheen-Free Zone

The 2009 GDP? It’s the Worst Since 1946 — And 7.6 Million Jobs Disappeared in Two Years

We’re going to talk about math and finance here, so take a deep breath. I’ll go slow for you! The big headline today is that, from 2009’s third quarter to the fourth quarter, the…