In the distant future, the question “What planet are you from?” will be an icebreaker, not an insult. #LifeThoughts…
“Where are you?” is probably the least used question in sign language. #LifeThoughts
When August comes, are we buying school clothes and supplies or more alcohol? Asking for a friend. #LifeThoughts
If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. No one will stop somebody running with a fire extinguisher…
I just dumped a pack of M&M’s into my face mask at work and am slowly eating then…
I’ve never been held hostage but I have been in a group text. #LifeThoughts
Why doesn’t pilates rhyme with pirates? #LifeThoughts