How I Make $5,000 Per Month Writing Slow Articles

This is how I do it

Christopher Kokoski
The Bald Writer

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Cartoon sloth on a laptop — How I Make $5,000 Per Month Writing Slow Articles
Image by the Author using Jasper Art and Canva

If you’re looking for a way to make some extra cash with your blog, writing slow articles is a great way to do it.

I know what you’re thinking — what the hell is a slow article?

Slow articles are simply articles that take a long time to write and read. But they are not just long. They are a very specific type of slow article.

And believe me, people are willing to pay good money for them.

In fact, I make $5,000 per month writing slow articles.

That’s right, $5,000 per month. And I’m not even the best at it. If you think you’ve got what it takes to write slow articles, then read on and I’ll tell you how you can make some serious bank.

So…What Are Slow Articles? (Examples)

Slow articles are the meat and potatoes of the internet.

They’re the articles you can really sink your teeth into, whether you’re looking for a list of the 100 best cat pictures or 500 examples of ab workouts.

They’re usually long and packed with information.

Which makes them essential reading for anyone looking to learn more about a particular subject.

And because they’re packed with so much information, they can also be extremely useful for researching a particular topic.

Here are some examples:

  • The 100 Best Cat Pictures
  • 500 Examples of Ab Workouts
  • The 50 Slowest Animals in the World
  • How to Make the Perfect Cup of Coffee (200 Recipes From Around the World)

As you can see, slow articles are quality articles with a lot of meat. They usually involve tons of images, videos, and examples.

This Is How I Write Slow Articles

When it comes to writing slow articles, I like to take my time.

I want to make sure that my readers get the most out of my content, and that means providing them with long, meaty articles that are chock-full of examples and images.

If you’re looking to write slow articles of your own, here’s what you need to do:

  • Find a slow topic
  • Do a ton of research
  • Create 100 more than the competition

Find a Slow Topic

The first step is finding a topic that lends itself well to a long, detailed article.

You can use free or paid keyword tools.

I like to plug topics related to my niche into keyword tools and look for slow topic opportunities. I keep an eye out for terms or phrases related to visuals and examples.

Steer clear of topics that are too broad or too narrow; you want something that can be fully explored in 3,000 words or more.

For inspiration, take a look at some of the most popular articles in competitive niches. You can also Google visual-heavy topics where Pinterest might come up at the top of the search results.

These are all examples of topics that might be perfect for slow articles.

Here are some ideas:

  • Funny cat pictures
  • 66+ Alliteration Examples to Make Your Message More Memorable
  • 53 AB WORKOUTS ideas — Pinterest

Do a Ton of Research

Once you’ve found a topic that you think will make for a great slow article, it’s time to do your research.

Gather as much information as you can on the topic.

Then start organizing your thoughts into an outline. This is where you’ll really start to see how long and detailed your article is going to be.

The more research you do, the better equipped you’ll be to write a truly great article.

Make 100 More Than the Competition

A big part of what makes a slow article great is the visuals.

In order to really drive your points home, you need to include plenty of images and examples throughout your article.

Shoot for at least 100 more than the competition.

This will ensure that your readers have plenty of material to work with as they’re reading your piece.

You’ll also end up ranking higher because your resource is more complete.

I use free and paid tools to make the visuals.

Right now, I’m in love with Jasper AI art and Canva for creating a series of original images.

The Summary

Follow these three simple steps.

First, find a slow topic that lends itself well to a long, detailed exploration. Second, do a ton of research so that you’re fully equipped to write about the topic at hand.

And finally, make sure to include plenty of images and examples throughout your article.

This will help engage your readers and keep them coming back for more.

Why Slow Articles Work Like Blogging Magic

Some people might think that slow articles are nothing more than a blog post padded out with a bunch of extra words.

But the truth is, there’s a method to the madness.

Slow articles actually work like blogging magic when it comes to ranking on Google and bringing in traffic.

That’s because they hit on hundreds of related keywords, which gives them a big advantage over shorter articles that only focus on a few keywords.

In addition, slow articles tend to rank higher on Google because they are considered to be more comprehensive and informative. Slow articles tend to naturally get backlinks from other websites because they are seen as such valuable resources.

Finally, they also make more money.

Because they get so much traffic and take longer to read, people end up seeing more ads (which auto regenerate every 30–60 seconds on the site).

But How Do I Make Money With Slow Articles?

Here’s how it works.

People spend more time engaged with slow articles because they are wonderful repositories of information. Therefore, I make money with display ads and affiliate marketing.

The longer someone stays on your article, the more display ads they will see.

And the more ads they see, the more I get paid.

It’s a pretty simple formula, but it’s one that has proven to be quite effective.

Of course, you do need display ads set up on your site.

On my self-hosted websites, I link Google Adsense and other platforms such as Ezoic, Mediavine, and AdThrive.

Final Thoughts

A word of warning: slow articles often take me all day (or days) to produce. Every time I finish one, I swear them off forever.

They are a major time suck and life energy drain.

Don’t try to write only slow articles. You’ll burn out quickly. Work them in between your other types of writing to keep yourself balanced.

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Christopher Kokoski
The Bald Writer

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