Absurd

Overheard at a Botanical Garden Restaurant

• Appetite… Bogonias… second opinion
• I just don’t understand…

Side Effects Include

Pylsaplen-T (dadbodex metrodinephylatefilisonetateanylomaxisolibab) has shown some indication of, occasionally, just every…

My Internal-Monologue Reactions to Wile E. Coyote v. Roadrunner Cartoons

Ambush Interview of a Comic-Book Artist

Bot Followers, Actionize!

Calling all of my obviously-bot followers on Medium. PEASTONE! Repeat, PEASTONE! Bot followers? …Guys? Remember…

Divorce Gift Registry (for Him)

Thoughtful Gifts for the Newly Bachelored

How to Get the Family Chained in Your Basement to Appreciate the Subtle Genius of Frasier

If You’re Not Reading R.J. Kushner, Why?

My Time in The Weasles

An Immemorial Rock Autobiography