GIRLFRIEND POSITION IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE
Location: New Jersey
Employee Type: Full-time, Part-time, Intern — multiple open positions
Industry: Love, Lust
Job Type: Significant other
Education level: Some college (preferable)
Experience: 18+ years (required)
Description
Ryan is passively searching for a girl located in the central NJ area. In this role, you will assist in the day-to-day functions that contribute to Ryan’s happiness, including but not limited to spending time with Ryan, saying/doing cute things, going out on dates, watching movies/television, participating in deep/philosophical conversations, reading things Ryan has written and commenting on them, and understanding/laughing at Ryan’s jokes/remarks.
The ideal candidate will enjoy many of the activities and media that Ryan enjoys, and will be willing to try new things. Also, she will be a genuinely good person who is at least somewhat outgoing.
Sense of humor is a MUST-HAVE.
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Requirements
- Real world experience/college degree/working towards a college degree/high school diploma/working towards high school diploma or GED — actually, as long as you’re working towards something, you’re probably good
- Age 21 or older, otherwise must have access to decent fake ID
- Proficient in text messaging, social media platforms, Microsoft Office, sarcasm
- Detail-oriented with ability to meet deadlines and work well under pressure
- Some sexual experience (but not too much)
- Absence of STIs, stalker tendencies, and desire to hurt me
- Patience
- Must know how to read a map/use Google Maps
- Some travel required.
Background (Facebook/Twitter/Instagram) check will be conducted after your application is reviewed.
I am an equal-opportunity employer committed to diversity in the workplace. I just don’t want to date a girl who really likes horses or EDM.
This is a job, full-time and part-time positions available. It doesn’t pay well, but the experience is unparalleled. Less serious intern positions (unpaid) also available for college credit.
