- Hi!
- Hi…
- Is this a good time?
- I might as well make time for you, right? Otherwise, you’ll just stick around, won’t you?
- Indeed I will.
- I’m a smuggler.
The customs officer asked:
- I see… And what are you bringing in?
- A bit of everything, really… Drugs, diamonds, large quantities of liquor, some live animals and a couple of stolen paintings…