Writing

5-Year-Old Me Was an Idiot

Revisiting my old school notebook

We Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as Shit

A literary agent has had enough

Good Hunt Willing: An Unoriginal Screenplay

The tale of a humble math prodigy with secret janitorial…

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Now you have no excuse not to keep your writing streak alive

4 Ways to Recharge Your Writing Habit

Foolproof advice for the uninspired, downtrodden, and pathetic

I’m a Top Writer and I Sniff My Own Farts

If anything, I’ve had too much positive reinforcement

Publication Changes

All Hail The Coop Scoop

Acquire Satire is dead, and it has been…

You Can Self-Promote Without Being a Wankpuffin

Writers, aren’t you embarrassed by some of the shit…

99 Problems But a Tip Ain’t One: Vocal Media Review

6 stories, $28.80 earned, $0.80 from reads

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