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Controversial CEO Pride Parade Triggers Anger and Disgust
Controversial CEO Pride Parade Triggers Anger and Disgust
Corporate Drones Feel Torn: To Kiss Ass or Fight?
Gwen Saoirse
Sep 1, 2019
US Representative Steve King Derides Ancient Pompeians As Dirty, Weak, and Lazy
US Representative Steve King Derides Ancient Pompeians As Dirty, Weak, and Lazy
Claims Pyroclastic Flows “No Match” For Iowans’ Resilience
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 23, 2019
Pence Slams Dems for Advancing Socialism
Pence Slams Dems for Advancing Socialism
WHAT DO QUEERS THINK?
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 13, 2019
Pilots, Albert Einstein Grounded By Trump Tweets, Creating Panic at American Airports
Pilots, Albert Einstein Grounded By Trump Tweets, Creating Panic at American Airports
MIT COMPUTER SCIENTISTS ARE ROUNDED UP FOR FLIGHT DUTY
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 12, 2019
Trump Cuts Budget For Health Programs and AIDS Fight
Trump Cuts Budget For Health Programs and AIDS Fight
WHAT DO QUEERS THINK?
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 12, 2019
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Transgender Woman Pissed to Learn About Breakthrough In Male Underwear Design After Bottom Surgery
Transgender Woman Pissed to Learn About Breakthrough In Male Underwear Design After Bottom Surgery
Banksville, OR — Bitter that she missed the opportunity to enjoy advancements in male underwear technology, Cynthia McMillen expresses her…
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 11, 2019
Woman Swipes Left On Date That Would Have Forever Changed the Trajectory of Her Romantic Life
Woman Swipes Left On Date That Would Have Forever Changed the Trajectory of Her Romantic Life
Lake Park, MN — Slowly setting her phone down after swiping left on the most perfect match ever made by a dating app, Lori Johnston…
Gwen Saoirse
Mar 11, 2019
Research Finds Aliens Do Not Abduct LGBTQ People
Research Finds Aliens Do Not Abduct LGBTQ People
Evidence of Advanced Gaydar?
Gwen Saoirse
Feb 20, 2019
Poll Finds Majority of Americans Don’t Consider Yoga Real Exercise
Poll Finds Majority of Americans Don’t Consider Yoga Real Exercise
Results Come As No Surprise To Yogis
Gwen Saoirse
Feb 15, 2019
Trump Fumes In West Wing After Learning He Is Not Person Of Interest In Mueller Probe
Trump Fumes In West Wing After Learning He Is Not Person Of Interest In Mueller Probe
“Of course I’m the person of interest. I’m the only person of interest that matters! I’m the greatest person of interest to have ever…
Gwen Saoirse
Feb 15, 2019
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