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Your Average Muslim Denouncing Terrorism 5 Days a Week and Taking Weekends Off
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Why take a knee when you can denounce?
Why take a knee when you can denounce?
I choose my fantasy football players based on careful consideration of their stats, standing, and likelihood to denounce terrorism…
Negin Farsad
Nov 17, 2016
Multitasking Made Easy
Multitasking Made Easy
Jess or Dean? Luke or Max? Will Rory go to Yale? Will Lorelai ever reconcile with her parents?
Negin Farsad
Jun 9, 2016
Brunch Gets Real
Brunch Gets Real
Don’t you dare mess with my eggs benny.
Negin Farsad
May 17, 2016
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Terrorism & Mall Food
Terrorism & Mall Food
On today’s docket…denouncing terrorism followed by an in depth discussion of orange chicken vs. kung pao.
Negin Farsad
Apr 15, 2016
Donald Trump Warms Up To Muslims…In A Utopian Word
Donald Trump Warms Up To Muslims…In A Utopian Word
Today we still denounce terrorism, and wanted to share a utopian world in which Trump has a change of heart about Muslims.
Negin Farsad
Mar 11, 2016
Denouncing Gets Physical
Denouncing Gets Physical
Today, denouncing terrorism gets physical! Enjoy this high intensity calorie burning denouncement.
Negin Farsad
Feb 17, 2016
Denouncing for the First Time
Denouncing for the First Time
As a stand-up comic of the Muz variety, I constantly get asked “Why don’t Muslims denounce terrorism?” It seemed obvious to me that we do…
Negin Farsad
Feb 15, 2016
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