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Aug 22, 2016

Aug. 22, 2016 — Bloodless Beltway Edition

The following AP article ran in countless media outlets across America this morning:

To Reach the Dead, Washington Springs to Life

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Aug 17, 2016

The Daily Markieff — Aug. 17, 2016 — Dog Days Edition

Markieff exited Trump Tower to meet a rush of hot air even more forceful than what he had experienced inside. He was surprised to see an enormous crush of reporters forming a sludge of teeming motion on the street corner in front of him.

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Aug 11, 2016

The Daily Markieff — Aug. 11, 2016—Iambic Tetrameter Edition

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Aug 9, 2016

The Daily Markieff — Aug. 9, 2016 — Hysteria Edition

It happened so fast. One moment — an item story in Politico. The next — mass hysteria over Trump’s alleged new strategy.

The headlines landed in the press with a fever that even drowned out Trump’s latest comment…

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Aug 8, 2016

The Daily Markieff — Aug. 8, 2016 — Strategery Edition

(Today’s news comes to you via Politico, which reports on things like this.)

Former Dead Man Spotted Entering Trump Tower

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Aug 4, 2016

Aug. 4, 2016 — Amtrak Edition

While beating the heat at Detroit’s Belle Isle Waterslide Park today, Markieff’s twin brother Mook felt his smartphone buzz. He put down his drink and dried the condensation from his hand before picking it up.

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Aug 2, 2016

Aug. 2, 2016 — Morning After After Edition

A groggy Markieff rolled over, struggling to open his eyes as he fumbled for his iPhone. It was now two days after his discovery (he was previously dead for nearly three years) and the news had already sparked a firestorm of commentary from politicians…

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Aug 1, 2016

Aug. 1, 2016 — Reawakening Edition

BREAKING NEWS

WASHINGTON — Sandwich pitchman and basketball forward Markieff Morris, presumed dead for nearly three years, was discovered Sunday night attempting to ride his hoverboard in Dupont Circle, according to law enforcement sources.

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