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The Federalist Rolling Papers
Government, Politics, Society, Self-Indulgence
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TRUMP TO CHARGE GOVERNMENT FOR CUSTODY AND STORAGE OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
TRUMP TO CHARGE GOVERNMENT FOR CUSTODY AND STORAGE OF CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS
I threw them on the floor so people wouldn’t think they’re important.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 9, 2022
The most daring and outrageous identity swap of our time.
The most daring and outrageous identity swap of our time.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 9, 2022
URGENT MESSAGE REGARDING GAS PRICES
URGENT MESSAGE REGARDING GAS PRICES
Now Hear This:
Bill Ouzer
Sep 9, 2022
DNA TEST PROVES HUNTER BIDEN AND TRUMP JR SWITCHED AT BIRTH
DNA TEST PROVES HUNTER BIDEN AND TRUMP JR SWITCHED AT BIRTH
Wuhan Lab Tests Deemed Incontrovertible
Bill Ouzer
Sep 5, 2022
EN PASSANT
Mutts and strays.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 5, 2022
STATEHOOD FOR HONDURAS
The good news is that they already speak Spanish!
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
YEAH, YOU CAN JUDGE THE PAST
Maybe not doomed to repeat it, but doomed in anycase.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
VOTER FRAUD IS A FRAUD AND A WOODCHUCK CAN CHUCK WOOD
Ghost of Tammany Hall: Voter fraud. I know voter fraud. Voter fraud was my friend. This is crap is not voter fraud.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
GUARANTEED THESE TWO MET ONLINE.
GUARANTEED THESE TWO MET ONLINE.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
YOU CAN NEVER PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO FINDING THAT PERFECT CANDIDATE.
YOU CAN NEVER PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO FINDING THAT PERFECT CANDIDATE.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
FLORIDA………….(again)
The universe where this makes sense is a cold and lonely place.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
IF GUNS DON’T KILL PEOPLE, THEN WHY NOT CARRY SILLY STRING?
No need to tip toe through the tulips when they’re dead.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
HARDLY A COURT AND CERTAINLY NOT SUPREME
Justice sees just fine. It’s the Justices who wear the blindfolds.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
LET’S GO BRANDING
There is only one President at a time. You’ve had your turn.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
ONE AND DONE
Count up all that Biden has done. Don’t get hung on counting number of terms served.
Bill Ouzer
Sep 4, 2022
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