“Can I pay in pounds?”
“I’m sorry?”
Mind you, this is in the Miami International Airport (MIA) in Miami, Florida.
“I’M GREAT!,” he said as the elevator doors closed.
“Stay right there. Do not move.”
At this point, I have absolutely no idea what is going to happen next, but I have a feeling that it’s going to be something that will have a significant impact on my night.
“I don’t have anything to live for”.
Even as a joke, this is one of the most bizarre responses I’ve received by far.
This happened not long after I submitted the last (first) entry of The Goofy Zealot.
2. “Oh really? I wish I could say I’m doing that well myself, but my pre-workout hasn’t kicked in just yet” (at the gym).
