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Harry Potter and the Red Solo Cup of Fire

The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the People Who Want to Buy Your Gold

Top Ramen for the Soul

The Eggs of Wrath

This is How You Lose the Housing War

A Shared Room of Mine, Larry’s, and Bob’s Own

The Knock Off Pearl

To Kill a Retirement Plan

On the Road for My Next Uber Shift

Charlie and the Lead-Cadmium-Chocolate Factory