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Man Gives His Girlfriend a Necklace — When She Opens It Two Years Later She Is Left Shaking
Man Gives His Girlfriend a Necklace — When She Opens It Two Years Later She Is Left Shaking
Click on this story and find out why!
Christine Stevens
Aug 29
Daily Itinerary of a Writer Stuck in a 9 to 5 Job
Daily Itinerary of a Writer Stuck in a 9 to 5 Job
#DreamIsFreeRentIsnt
Spurty
Aug 29
Tell Yourself I’m Not a Pumpkin Spice Latte — I’m a Summer Squash Latte
Tell Yourself I’m Not a Pumpkin Spice Latte — I’m a Summer Squash Latte
Stop complaining about my early arrival
Chelsea Resnick
Aug 29
The Little Doggo Spoke Up
The Little Doggo Spoke Up
How a lost little dog made his way home
EFHL
Aug 29
Want to Tell When Trump’s Lying? His Former Lawyer Reveals all…
Want to Tell When Trump’s Lying? His Former Lawyer Reveals all…
His hands have always got him into trouble.
Christopher Holdroyd
Aug 29
Being Marooned Doesn’t Have To Turn Gay
Being Marooned Doesn’t Have To Turn Gay
Keeping it straight when shipwrecked on an island with hot guys might just save your life.
Joe Bee
Aug 29
My Lack-Side Coconut Cultivate: A Comedy of Coconuts.
My Lack-Side Coconut Cultivate: A Comedy of Coconuts.
Ah, my expensive companions, accumulate ‘round as I amuse you with the story of my coconut cultivation. Presently, let me set the scene…
Biswajit Nayak
Aug 29
Welsh Jokes
Welsh Jokes
Nothing but sheep shagging
Glenn M Stewart
Aug 29
Kamala Harris is Looking Forward to Debating Trump
Kamala Harris is Looking Forward to Debating Trump
She has something she really wants to say to his face
Speaking Fiction To Power
Aug 29
It’s Just A Dream, Winona.
It’s Just A Dream, Winona.
Milkshakes singing show tunes should have been your first clue.
Robert Cormack
Aug 29
Drumpf Trades Democrats for Elephants
Drumpf Trades Democrats for Elephants
Claims they provide a healthier nutritional substitute
Phillip T Stephens
Aug 28
Could Have Been A Career Setback
Could Have Been A Career Setback
A hero to zero in less than a minute
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Aug 28
JD Vance Tells Kamala, “Go To Hell”
JD Vance Tells Kamala, “Go To Hell”
Top ten best comebacks, please vote.
Christine Stevens
Aug 28
On the Edge of the Drain: Creativity in Waiting
On the Edge of the Drain: Creativity in Waiting
Sometimes you have to let your mind lead you, even if the places it takes you are gross.
Adam Overland
Aug 28
The curse of my friendly face
The curse of my friendly face
And the dangers of playing peekaboo with it
Southside Dublin mom
Aug 28
Top Signs You’re At An ELO Concert
Top Signs You’re At An ELO Concert
Even Without The Band’s Omnipresent Space Ship…
David Volk
Aug 28
Not the Sesame Street You Remember
Not the Sesame Street You Remember
New songs from your favorite friendly monsters, humorous “horror”
Monica G
Aug 28
The Great Reply-All Conspiracy: Why Your Coworkers Are Secretly Plotting via Email.
The Great Reply-All Conspiracy: Why Your Coworkers Are Secretly Plotting via Email.
The hidden motives behind the most annoying office habit — one unnecessary email at a time.
Oussama Nakhil
Aug 28
10 Signs You Probably Shouldn’t Take the Job
10 Signs You Probably Shouldn’t Take the Job
Already feeling stressed talking to these nutcases? Take it as a sign.
Phoebe Soemers
Aug 28
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 121
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 121
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 28
Old age awaits. My penis will rage against the dying light.
Old age awaits. My penis will rage against the dying light.
I grow old. As I edge into my late sixties, I’ve accumulated a medley of discomforts. My lower back aches constantly — the final effects…
Matt Walsh
Aug 28
If Our Sex Life Had This Level Of Stats
If Our Sex Life Had This Level Of Stats
Oh what a tale it might tell.
Christine Stevens
Aug 27
Where the Fuck Did Summer Go?
Where the Fuck Did Summer Go?
A whole season gone in a flash.
Ryan Redmond
Aug 27
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 120
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 120
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Aug 27
Threats of Modern Paranoia
Threats of Modern Paranoia
Beware of Strangers
Indra Raj Pathak
Aug 27
RFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A Chainsaw
RFK Jr. Once Decapitated A Dead Whale With A Chainsaw
Kennedy told his family, “Why I have ‘half a mind’ to take this dead whale’s head home with me.”
Johnny Robish
Aug 26
An Erotic Story
An Erotic Story
For three months, I had been walking a standard poodle for a rich lady on The Upper West Side. I needed the money, and Sassy had plenty of…
Royal Alvis
Aug 26
The Lovers
The Lovers
The young docent, Simone, led her group into the final gallery of the tour. They gasped at seeing the museum’s most popular painting, ‘The…
John K Adams
Aug 26
Top Reasons I Finally Had To Change My Wallet
Top Reasons I Finally Had To Change My Wallet
I Fought My Ass And My Ass Won….
David Volk
Aug 26
Top 20 Ways to Mispronounce Kamala
Top 20 Ways to Mispronounce Kamala
With bonus parenthetical jokes
John Corten
Aug 26
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