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Chinese Spy Balloon 2.0 — What They’ll Do Next Time

If at first you don’t succeed …

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven
Published in
3 min readFeb 6, 2023

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Going down in flames … and how to avoid it. 💥 Photo by Vishwas Bangar on Unsplash

Gas bag #1 has been deflated (no, not *rump, that’s a different story), but another Chinese Spy Balloon launch is already planned.

Here are some helpful hints so that version 2.0 has a better chance of succeeding.

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier) 😬
The Haven

The “MD” & “um” in Medium, and the “er” in wisenheimer | Doctor Funny editor/czar | Sultan of satire | disgraced former parking lot attendant