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Cost Cutting and Tweeting
Cost Cutting and Tweeting
A futuristic tale of communications and value for money
ian mcneish
Jun 26
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
More Music Acts Are Betting On The Casino Circuit
Because This Year, Air Conditioning Is A Good Thing
David Volk
Jun 26
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
The Five-Year-Old’s Guide to Making Millions Without Breaking a Sweat
Hi fellow entrepreneurs,
Atanas Shorgov
Jun 26
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Republican Arrested Chasing Stripper With a Gun
Seems those Founding Fathers really had some clever uses for the 2nd Amendment
Johnny Robish
Jun 25
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
What To Do When When Hearing Loud Noises at Three A.M
It’s probably not aliens but you can’t rule them out either
Patrick Metzger
Jun 25
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
Funny Stories — You Won’t Want To Miss
They will make you laugh…I promise!
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 25
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Weight Loss Drug Maker Targets Niche Market
Big Pharma sees growth potential with conspiracy theorists
Stuart Grant
Jun 25
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
I Can’t Date You Because of Your Name
It’s not you. It’s…
Ryan Redmond
Jun 25
The fourth monkey a busy one
The fourth monkey a busy one
Now we have four, and the fourth has taken on the job of the other three.
Pushpender Yadav
Jun 25
Why I Like Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law
Why I Like Louisiana’s Ten Commandments Law
I disagree with the ACLU.
David Volk
Jun 25
The Florida Who?
The Florida Who?
Identity theft isn’t a joke, Jim… or is it?
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 25
American Worker Steals Toilet Paper, Inspires a Generation
American Worker Steals Toilet Paper, Inspires a Generation
Omaha, NE — How do you make it to retirement, you ask? The answer, according to Bob Gullen? Stealing toilet paper.
Phoebe Soemers
Jun 25
The Lone Scotsman (Euros 2024 Remix)
The Lone Scotsman (Euros 2024 Remix)
Hugh McDougall, or Shug, as he is usually called, lives in the town of Methyl in the Kingdom of Fife, Scotland. The 62 year old by his own…
Fatchecker
Jun 25
Too Honest When You’re Drunk?
Too Honest When You’re Drunk?
What if….
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 25
The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.
The Dream I Woke Up Laughing To.
It’s a wedding day.
Johnmark Odoyo
Jun 24
First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before
First Space Brewpub Will Serve Where No Pub Has Served Before
Alien imbibers welcome at the Astronaut’s Head
K. B. Cottrill
Jun 24
A Trip to the Circus
A Trip to the Circus
As told by Shirley Duke
Sydney Duke Richey
Jun 24
If You Get 14 Answers Or More In This Quiz, You Have Above 140 IQ
If You Get 14 Answers Or More In This Quiz, You Have Above 140 IQ
1. A man is accused of cheating on his wife with a goat. The goat is brought into testify. Says yes I cheated with him and I don’t regret…
Christine Stevens
Jun 24
‘Once-in-a-lifetime’ Explosive Event In Space Expected Soon
‘Once-in-a-lifetime’ Explosive Event In Space Expected Soon
And more fascinating science facts from Hell Clicker
Christine Stevens
Jun 24
Sorry, Moses. The Other Guy Wants ‘His’ Commandments On Display
Sorry, Moses. The Other Guy Wants ‘His’ Commandments On Display
Traditional Ten Commandments now changed to four
Christopher Holdroyd
Jun 24
I’ve Viewed You Differently Since You Got Covid
I’ve Viewed You Differently Since You Got Covid
And not in a good way
Zoë Kuehn
Jun 24
I’m George Saunders and My BFFs Are Dead Famous Writers
I’m George Saunders and My BFFs Are Dead Famous Writers
Just last week, Ernest Hemingway and Isaac Babel took me to a new bar in East Cambridge
Mark Ifanson
Jun 24
Nothing New in FakeNews Town
Nothing New in FakeNews Town
Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt
Matt Youth
Jun 24
Premature Election 2024. Part 8 (All Quiet On The Question Front?).
Premature Election 2024. Part 8 (All Quiet On The Question Front?).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks hire purchase is what you buy on the top floor of…
Fatchecker
Jun 24
Geothermal Energy Discovered on Texas Mexico Border
Geothermal Energy Discovered on Texas Mexico Border
Oil companies and GOP in denial
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 23
The Three Levels Of Pretty Privilege
The Three Levels Of Pretty Privilege
Which are you — take our quiz
Christine Stevens
Jun 23
Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Are You His Girlfriend Or His F**k Buddy
Seven scenarios to help you decide.
Christine's Adventures
Jun 23
How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
How to Pleasure Yourself During Your Work Zoom Conference
Because let’s face it, you’re bored to tears
Christine's Adventures
Jun 22
Presidential Debate Drinking Game (2024 Version)
Presidential Debate Drinking Game (2024 Version)
More like, ten feet from the grave version
Sebastian SD
Jun 22
This Race Horse Tested Positive for Meth
This Race Horse Tested Positive for Meth
Horse Owners Have Been Getting Their Horses High Since The Roman Empire
Mike G
Jun 22
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