Congressman Nunes Quitting Govt to Become CEO of Trump Media Company
Of course, the formal announcement will be made at Four Seasons Total Landscaping
It’s being reported that San Joaquin Valley congressman Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) will resign his seat at the end of the month, in order to become CEO at Donald Trump’s new media company — the “Trump Media & Technology Group.” Nunes has been heavily mocked on social media for some time now on the super-viral account @NunesCow, for claiming to be a “dairy farmer,” even though his family secretly moved the farm out of California to Iowa some time ago.
Holly Cow! You mean Devin @NunesCow is leaving Congress? Why, he must be seeking greener pastures. Now some may ask, why would Trump’s media company hire a guy who has no social media background whatsoever — other than trolling? Hell, I guess they felt what the business needed was “more cowbell.” One thing’s for sure, the “steaks” are really high in a move like this. Alright, I know, I know — I’m been “butchering” all these cattle puns.
The thing is, Nunes currently holds down some very important House committee assignments, and many Republicans are concerned that Nunes’ departure will leave a “big gaping hole.” Oh sure, no doubt about it, but the fact still remains — that “big gaping hole” will…
