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Mother Sees Detail On Kid’s Drawing — Screams When She Realizes What It Means
Mother Sees Detail On Kid’s Drawing — Screams When She Realizes What It Means
That her daughter is a terrible artist with absolutely no talent. I mean, is that supposed to be a cat, a dog, or a rat? WTF knows! Don’t…
Christine Stevens
Jul 30
The only cover letter template you will ever need
The only cover letter template you will ever need
I’ve always been passionate about not drowning in debt
Adam Puckey
Jul 30
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 113
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume 113
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jul 30
Christians Angry At Dionysus For His Party Looking Too Much Like The Last Supper
Christians Angry At Dionysus For His Party Looking Too Much Like The Last Supper
Greek Gods have always partied hard.
Dan Dore
Jul 30
I’m Running For Office
I’m Running For Office
And Here Are The Top Things I’ve Learned So Far….
David Volk
Jul 30
The Secret to Success
The Secret to Success
Success has a steep price
Vic Pinto
Jul 30
He Looked Like Trump
He Looked Like Trump
What to say to a liberal when her husband looks like Trump
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 29
You’re Not The Boss Of Me
You’re Not The Boss Of Me
People who live with Border Terriers should know their place.
Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Jul 29
Godly People
Godly People
Beverly and her parents are devout Catholics, and for the last few months, I’ve been joining them for Sunday service. My attendance makes…
Royal Alvis
Jul 29
“Weird” JD Vance Can’t Just Take the L
“Weird” JD Vance Can’t Just Take the L
I almost feel sorry for JD Vance. Except he’s such a smug, arrogant, elitist little tool, so it’s pretty impossible. The more right-wing…
Sandra Wade
Jul 29
Life Is A Puzzle That Can Only Be Solved With Intuition
Life Is A Puzzle That Can Only Be Solved With Intuition
There are limits to “reason” and rational thought.
Clem Samson
Jul 29
White House Plagued By PEI Hires
White House Plagued By PEI Hires
Privileged entitled idiots are destroying the country
Carlo Zeno
Jul 29
Satan Irked by Constant Need to Renovate Hell to Outdo Chaos on Earth
Satan Irked by Constant Need to Renovate Hell to Outdo Chaos on Earth
Every time you people start a war, I need to at least redecorate
John Corten
Jul 29
Anger
Anger
Whether or not you stay mad, is ultimately up to you
Vic Pinto
Jul 29
Drumpf Cashes in on Bandage Bonanza
Drumpf Cashes in on Bandage Bonanza
He and Jesus have a good thing going
Phillip T Stephens
Jul 28
You’re A True Chef If You Get Any Of These Cooking Questions Right
You’re A True Chef If You Get Any Of These Cooking Questions Right
Take our cooking expert quiz today!
Christine Stevens
Jul 28
A Piece of Quiet
A Piece of Quiet
For whom the doorbell tolls
Spyder Darling
Jul 28
“On the Wings of a Pig”
A flash fiction story
S.L. Neechski
Jul 27
One Man’s Lifetime Guarantee
One Man’s Lifetime Guarantee
Does anyone really know what it means
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jul 27
Newly-Separated Male (61) Seeking Only Mature Women (20–25) With Super Hard Bodies
Newly-Separated Male (61) Seeking Only Mature Women (20–25) With Super Hard Bodies
It’s also okay if you’re 18 and have severe daddy issues
John Corten
Jul 27
How I Drank Two Diet Mountain Dews and Almost Joined The KKK
How I Drank Two Diet Mountain Dews and Almost Joined The KKK
Re-evaluating your life’s decisions, after watching the Republican Party speak.
Dan Dore
Jul 27
For Sentimental Reasons
For Sentimental Reasons
What should we do with the body?
Spyder Darling
Jul 27
Why Men’s Obsession with Big Boobs Is Making Women with Small Boobs Miserable
Why Men’s Obsession with Big Boobs Is Making Women with Small Boobs Miserable
I can’t stop staring at the boobs of the women with big boobs. They’re so big, and I’m so jealous.
Honorata Onanisma
Jul 27
Trump Calls for November Presidential Election to Be Cancelled, and He Be Declared Winner
Trump Calls for November Presidential Election to Be Cancelled, and He Be Declared Winner
“It’s a total waste of time — I can’t find anyone who isn’t going to vote for me!” Trump declares
Speaking Fiction To Power
Jul 27
Is Vance Risking His Neck For a Vice Presidential Role?
Is Vance Risking His Neck For a Vice Presidential Role?
Mike Pence hung in too long
Christopher Holdroyd
Jul 27
Bad Memory
Bad Memory
Thanks to those who don’t remember
Vic Pinto
Jul 27
Boarding Rules That Would Work Better than the Ones Currently Used by Airlines
Boarding Rules That Would Work Better than the Ones Currently Used by Airlines
Let’s change the world of travel together
Smillew Rahcuef
Jul 26
My friend stayed in a luxury hotel and he couldn’t sleep
My friend stayed in a luxury hotel and he couldn’t sleep
It’s his first time in such a hotel.
Pushpender Yadav
Jul 26
Interlude On The Upper West Side
Interlude On The Upper West Side
Oh the things you’ll find
Spyder Darling
Jul 26
I Am On The Long List of Possible VP Picks (And So Are You)
I Am On The Long List of Possible VP Picks (And So Are You)
And these are the top 10 items on my agenda when I take office.
Adam Overland
Jul 26
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