Elon Musk Banned Me for Life, and All I Got Was This Mean Tweet
“Hooray, you’re on Twitter Blue!”
“On second thought, we’ve decided to terminate your Twitter account, effective immediately. But thank you for the $8!”
Wow.
It took Elon only eight weeks to pivot from being a Free-Speech Absolutist to Supreme Secretariat of The Gulag Archipelago.
Note there’s no direct statement of what in the hell I did wrong.
Or means of appealing my lifetime banishment.
Siberia, here I come!
I’m reminded of Stalin’s infamous method of proving a perceived enemy’s guilt: “Show me the man, and I’ll show you the crime.”
My Kafkaesque rendition to purgatory began with a silly piece I wrote about Sam Bankman-Fried and posted on Medium.
You can check it out right here: