Let’s Talk ‘Bout Sex

Fatchecker
The Haven
Published in
3 min readJan 30, 2023
photo of album cover for The Best of Tom Jones
Photo: Rebound Records. I looked for a symbol for sex and this is what I got.
photo of The Crown Jewels of the United Kingdom
Photo: The Royal Collection Trust

Crown Jewels

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Photo: Derek Jensen

Knobs for climate control

photo of the album for Live Through This by Hole
Photo: DGC Records

Hole

photo of Spanish actor Quim Gutiérrez
Photo: Leire P.J./DYDPPA/REX/Shutterstock

Quim Gutiérrez

photo of Blue-footed boobies
Photo: factanimal.com

Blue-footed boobies

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Knockers

photo of American musician Willie Nelson
Photo: Larry Philpot

Willie Nelson

photo of African wild ass
Photo: britannica.com

African wild ass

photo of peaches
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Peaches

photo of a pirate’s treasure chest
Photo: thecurioso.com

Pirate booty

photo of various bowls of nuts
Photo: healthline.com

Nuts

photo of an electronic organ
Photo:britannica.com

An electronic organ

photo of a tadpole
Photo:britannica.com

Tadpole

1st Person: That’s very honest.

Me: I were thinking ‘bout you.

photo of Queen Elisabeth Gardens, Salisbury
Photo: Queen Elisabeth Gardens, Salisbury

Lady garden

photo of hippopotamus bottoms
Photo: Tim Henshall

Front Bottom

photo of American actor Dick Van Dyke
Photo: Michael Ochs Archives

Dick Van Dyke

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Cockerel

image for of a smiling star for Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Image: Riya Rhymes

Twinkle

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Photo: rarecoinsandtokens.co.uk

Tuppence

photo of two soldiers with bazooka guns
Photo: spaceline.org

Bazookas

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Photo: imageBROKER/Friedhelm Adam/Getty

Long-tailed tits

photo of celebrity UK TV chef Fanny Cradock
Photo: Allan Warren

Fanny Cradock

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Photo: pixabay.com

Pussy

photo of former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson
Photo: SkyNews.

1st Person: Whoa! That’s out of order!

Johnson

Me: Slang for a penis. Why? What were you thinking of?

1st Person: Oh, nothing. I have to say though, this has all been about body parts and not about sex. Also, there wasn’t really any talk. It was predominately visual.

photo of British musician Jarvis Cocker giving two fingers
Photo: NME

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Fatchecker
The Haven

Culturally diverse blue collar ageing b-boy and incessant moaner. Midlander. yUK. Pronoun: Amateur hour.