S1 ATIR E3

Nothing New in FakeNews Town

Apropos of Nothing w. Bob & Matt

Spoiler alert — This is episode 3 of a formidable TV Series written by Bob and Matt. Wanna read the lot? Check out this link: LINK

Dear Bob,

You said you’d tell me better. Truth is you told me nothing new about nothing.
Are you kidding me, Matt?
Am I?
What about the thoroughly explicative nonetheless best-offer-of-the-century, aka grab the deal and run, Handy Storage Service for Absolutely Nothing promotional episode??
Aw, that’s precisely what I’m talking about.
You mean you’re talking about nothing.

No, Bob, I mean you are FAKE NEWSING the audience!!

Don’t you dare…
I dare. I dare indeed, Bob. In fact,
In fact, nothing. Lissen up, kid.
Bob, let’s not change the topic. Your Handy Storage whatever of Nothing don’t exist, it is a total scam.
It’s not!
It’s yes!
Wow, where did you learn English, at the Italian school of illiterates?
Yeah, don’t try to defend yourself, you rogue.
Rogue?
Rogue.
You go tell Rogue to your sister, Matt.
I know, goddammit… sorry.
Anyway, if I were fake newsing you, that would imply a degree course in the study…