Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-onlyIntroducing RelationshAppThe ultimate digital wizardry for singles — Spoiler alert: this story is from my new book SHANDY, a twist of humour. Find the book trailer and more info at the bottom of this story. Right. Ready? Read! Love Living alone, even for a short while, is a marvel (what?), a mirage (better) for people involved in a stable…Humor11 min readHumor11 min read
Published in MuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyWhatever Happens, Never Admit You Did ItPride first, innit? — Kim closes the door, chucks the keys in her fancy key bowl and, right before entering the kitchen, sees Matt coming down the stairs. She says: Hey there! Hey babe. Don’t call me babe, please. Sorry. You know what? No. I’ve seen you in town today. Aw. You were stepping…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
PinnedMember-onlyThe Beatles InterviewsFake, never-happened chats with Superunknown Acts — The Beatles Magazine fake-interviews only the best unknown acts in the world because misfits, outsiders weirdos and other forms of nobody-gets-me artists are Better than Famous. Being on the cover of a famous (any) mag is priceless. Being on the cover of Beatles Magazine is better. Beatles magazine is the…Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
PinnedMember-onlyHumo(u)r{Funny [Stories about your mum (whaaaat??) Maybe not.]} — Here is a collection of my worst and foremost takes on society, people and something else I don’t recall at the moment. Am I getting old? And grumpy? And rambling? And rambling? And Wish you a couple of laughs. Sayonara! the Blood Test Saga Blood Tests Why can’t mosquitos do it?medium.com Blood Tests II The Saga Continues…medium.com Blood Tests II (pt2) Be Preparedmedium.comHumor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in Move Me Poetry·3 days agoMember-onlyPollutionA Stream of Thoughts — Hi, I’m a disposable cup a pooped nap I’m the 6-pack rack the jet fuel stack I’m the plastic bag dancing in the ocean slow motion twisting through your wannabe-cool rags I’m the tin can that you discarded The surgical mask you abandoned I’m the gut sucking on your night-out crap the fag stub, the coke…Poetry2 min readPoetry2 min read
Published in The Haven·Mar 16Member-onlyNail Your Query LetterThe painful journey through the submission process — Spoiler alert: this story is from my new book SHANDY, a twist of humour. Find the book trailer and more info at the bottom of this story. Right. Ready? Read! You spent the last weeks, months, years? writing, editing, rewriting your shimmering debut novel that will change the course of…Humor9 min readHumor9 min read
Published in Music Voices·Mar 9Member-onlyRod Wheeler#10 The Beatles Interviews — The Beatles Interviews are, what?! You don’t know? Check this out for all the interviews or go on my Instagram for a musical version. Ready? Go! adagio.light.bulb! About time mate. You made me wait for this bullshit interview for weeks. Hey, I’ve been busy okay? Busy my ass. Right. Let’s…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in The Haven·Feb 20Member-onlyFrancis Charlton#9 The Beatles Interviews — The Beatles Interviews are, what?! You don’t know? Check this out for all the interviews or go on my Instagram for a musical version. Ready? Go! Francis Charlton! Please, call me London Boulevardier. Seriously? Can I? What? Anyway, I’m thirsty. Do you have London Pride? One? Two? A crate please…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in The Haven·Feb 7Member-onlySync with CuriosityTune your brains to the right questions — Spoiler alert: this story is from my new book SHANDY, a twist of humour. Find the book trailer and more info at the bottom of this story. Right. Ready? Read! “Revelations” I was thinking: why are people so dumb? And how come sometimes I feel like two of my neurons bump…Humor8 min readHumor8 min read
