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The Grocery Store-Conscious Grocery Store Shopper
The Grocery Store-Conscious Grocery Store Shopper
Now listen here young-upstart. You may have heard before that the health-conscious grocery shopper sticks to the perimeter of the store…
The Hayburner
Jun 23, 2017
Various Meetings Between John Steinbeck and his Publishers.
Various Meetings Between John Steinbeck and his Publishers.
(1937)
The Hayburner
Jun 23, 2017
The Nuclear Football Holder Watches His First Football Game.
The Nuclear Football Holder Watches His First Football Game.
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The Hayburner
Jun 23, 2017
If Charlie From Willy Wonka Was A Dope.
If Charlie From Willy Wonka Was A Dope.
WONKA: You stole Fizzy Lifting Drinks. You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You…
The Hayburner
Jun 22, 2017
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