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Apr 1
Trump Doubles Down on Dogma.
Now pushing his versions of the Qur’an, Gita, Torah, Guru Granth Sahib…
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Dec 6, 2022
“Ambition Spectrum Disorder” now listed on the DSM-5
Musk, Bezos, and Trump are now officially…
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Sep 6, 2022
E.T.s now only probing with surveys, focus groups.
“Sorry everyone, there will be no more butt stuff.”
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Sep 3, 2022
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FILES FOUND AT MAR-A-LAGO
“He had files on all the ET races. We suspect Trump was…
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Aug 30, 2022
Ozzy Ozbourne leaving USA
“I’d rather swim in an ocean filled with shit than spend one more bloody…
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Aug 29, 2022
BREAKING: NASA SECRETLY PLANS MISSION TO MOON!
“Artemis? No, I have no idea what you’re talking…
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Aug 26, 2022
Giant GMO bats released to kill mosquitos.
“They’re about as big as your typical collie but with a…
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Aug 25, 2022
Jimmy Hoffa, Amelia Earhart, and DB Cooper FOUND in now dried-up Lake Mead.
“We were afraid this might…
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Aug 24, 2022
Robot server asks biological coworker to spit on customer's plate.
“I can not spit. Can you help me…
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Aug 19, 2022
Ford to make Electric Mustang that burns old Tires. In a tiny Oven.
“Why should Dodge have all the…
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