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Jan 12, 2023
Introducing . . . the Wyze Flash Grenade.
The most disruptive technology ever conceived is now only…
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Sep 6, 2022
E.T.s now only probing with surveys, focus groups.
“Sorry everyone, there will be no more butt stuff.”
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Sep 3, 2022
EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL FILES FOUND AT MAR-A-LAGO
“He had files on all the ET races. We suspect Trump was…
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Sep 1, 2022
Trump Sells Nukes to “Iran”
Trump gets played by Sacha Baron Cohen
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Aug 29, 2022
BREAKING: NASA SECRETLY PLANS MISSION TO MOON!
“Artemis? No, I have no idea what you’re talking…
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Aug 26, 2022
Giant GMO bats released to kill mosquitos.
“They’re about as big as your typical collie but with a…
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Aug 24, 2022
Robot server asks biological coworker to spit on customer's plate.
“I can not spit. Can you help me…
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Aug 19, 2022
Ford to make Electric Mustang that burns old Tires. In a tiny Oven.
“Why should Dodge have all the…
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Oct 31, 2019
Bigfoot looking for better cellphone service
Pacific Northwest, 3:37 p.m., 10/30/2019
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Oct 29, 2019
New Dyson toothpick ‘does it all’
Pawcatuck, Connecticut, 7:17 a.m., 10/29/19
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