Conversation with My Wife (58)
“Workhorse reliability… immunity to crashes and viruses…”
ME: Vermont Country Store. They have a word processor with “20-keystroke memory” and “auto word correction.”
DEB: What? (looks) It’s a typewriter.
ME: How does “auto word correct” work on a typewriter? You type in “peice” and the thing goes backspace-whiteout-backspace-whiteout-backspace-whiteout-backspace-whiteout-i-e-c-e? That would get annoying.
DEB: I don’t think they actually work that way, Jackster. Plus it’s a pain to get ribbons for those.
ME: They sell those, too. Also, they have a non-electric model that has “immunity to crashes and viruses.”
DEB: Betcha it’s gluten-free, too!