“Hold still, alright?” said the tattoo artist. “Your skin’s saggier than my…
‘Mammy?’
‘Oh Jaysus, what now,’ I thought, bracing myself, I waited, making a mental note to breathe, be calm.
As with most things, it all began with an intention.
Jessica argued with me the whole way there about that Ironic song by Alanis Morissette. She was convinced the first line of the chorus was, “It’s…